Astaindie Underpanticas! *poof* A correlation has appeared before us! What mystery ought to surface this time around, you ask? It's the mystery of the human eye, the human genitalia, the human heart, the human life and the forces of nature! As experiential creatures, we not only experience the forces of natural creation, but also the forces of natural disaster. See that volcano over there? That's what makes our climactic genitals so climactic! Observe the bellowing power of nature's snout, like the nose of an ox, spewing out such magnificent energy! Observe how the loins rock and quake as they increase in tension, like the shifting tectonic plates found below earth's crust! The human body is creating life out of the dangerous forces of nature, explaining why sex always becomes rougher near the peak of the climax.
The human genitalia has a secret power -- it can take the form of a starfish (the ass), the heart (behind the tip of the penis), the brain (the scrotum) and the brain's stem (the penis). Our genitalia are symbolic masses of flesh and appearance which represent the basics of life. Wait, there's more! Observe my avatar to the left; the one with the naked man. You have to look at the man's ass and the back of the man's shoulders to make out a "torso", that "torso" that you see is really the making of a turtle's body! Wait, there's more! If you understand the dualistic nature of reality, you'll also have the ability to make out the dualistic formation between the genitalia and the human head (the penis/scrotum; the brain/stem)! Be amazed! The human body has more than one dimension, depending on how you look at it. The human head is the "penis" of the "torso" I mentioned, while the human penis is the "head" of the actual "torso" that we all generally see already. This dualistic feature is much like how an animal has genitalia and a tail.
The human eye secretes liquid upon tension and release, just like the human genitalia. The human pupil does not have a slit, while the opening of the eye does have a slit, which controls tears. Cats and snakes have slits in their eyes to control the light that is drawn in, due to sensitivity to light. Our genitalia have slits to control our urine, waste or semen. The human language is based on the Universe, which is where all of our "experiences", "ideas" and "functionalities" come from. This means that while naming things we observe, we're "inspired" by the "like"ness of that object compared to another object, i.e a sunflower looks like the sun -- this allows us to subconsciously make more sense out of the world then we consciously are aware of. We call the penis the snake, while the slit is found in the snake eye; we call the pussy a pussy (cat), while the slit is found in the cat eye! There is a relationship found in the snake, cat, eye, slit and genitalia via function.
The human heart has 4 stages in chamber developement: fish > frog > turtle > human. The human body consists of a turtle's body in metaphoric form!
Thus we can conclude there is a bigger picture to even our genitalia, and that all life originated from the ocean. This will be for Day 2, however. For now, this will be left to ponder.
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The Correlation Wizard At Your Service! Day 1
Posted by Insanctuary - March 26th, 2014
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Not only is your username that of a game, but your icon is also a closeup of Jamie Hyneman, or at least I think it's him... :o
Also, damn, too trippy for me.
Trippy is fine; tripping over trippy, not so fine.
Discuss the words that you typed that are random words that have nothing to do with reality and are word salad? That picture is definitely Jamie Hyneman's head. Though he COULD be naked. Except for the glasses and the hat. And the mustache. If your genitals or your whole naked body looks like just Jamie Hyneman's head, on the other hand, then I would agree, that yes, that's what it is.
Let me tell you about irises of eyes. They constrict based on the total amount of light entering them, and an image of what the owner of the eye is looking at appears on the back of the eye. It is in fact not particularly dangerous to look at the sun, but far more so to look at an eclipse the moment the sun ceases to be completely blocked by the moon, because when you look straight at the full straight-out sun, your pupils constrict to a tiny aperture because they constrict based on the total amount of light, however in the eclipse, the total energy of the light is much less because the sun is still mostly obstructed and so your pupils will hardly constrict, yet the intensity of the narrow crescent of the sun on the back of your eye will carry as much power per surface area on the back of your eye for that thin crescent comprising the image of the visible part of the sun, as the power per surface area if you were looking straight at the sun but your irises were failing to constrict to a tiny aperture as they do when you actually look at the sun straight on not under eclipse conditions. And so, the image of the thin crescent of the sun just coming out from behind the moon will be focused and burn itself into your retina permanently.
The common ancestor of humans and frogs or turtles resembled nothing like humans, frogs, or turtles. And there's nothing metaphorical about that. It's a fact. So no, you do not develop from a turtle's body.
I always liked the word cunt more than pussy. For some reason, society largely has the opposite view. But I have a grim view of that usage of the word pussy because of the circumstances under which I learned it. I learned it in a death camp which I marginally survived, although not whole, I was damaged goods from then on. Whereas I learned the word cunt in college when someone gave me some fiction to read and I read it without knowing what it was (pornographic). And it was absolutely hilarious. And so that was a positive memory for me.
Feigner danger! Feigner danger!
You're feigning the correlations by unfairly purporting your own biased interest and value points, by calling it a "word salad". How is it a "word salad"? How do you know if you've fully understood something as new, trippy and innovative as this from your first read? You don't. Your confidence is with haste, not harmony!
The iris paragraph was interesting, but it's not related to the slit. We cannot control dilation, but we can control everything else with a slit when such involves the expelling of a source. That's the point! So I ask of you to explain what dilation has to do with secretion.
The Universe doesn't resemble us, but be amazed at how much of the Universe creates the "human" experience, from the fly washing its hands, to a bear lying on its back lazily like a man, and a woman chasing after objects like a cat! Children often find inspiration in animals, which lead to the perversion we know as "furries", but naturally the child role-plays the animal to express what defines "them". The world defines us -- we do not define ourselves! This is why the dog doesn't look like its owner -- the owner looks like the dog, because the owner "becomes" what defines their "self". Look at how many different liquids, solids and gases there are. The same applies to form and apparent form -- you just have to understand that nothing in this world is exactly the same on the surface, but plenty is the same below the surface via function and creation!
You can't incorporate the word "cunt" into anything, now can you? It's all about the correlation!
Judging by your new page avatar, you must really want to be like TurkeyOnAStick.
TurkeyOnAStick's picture has nothing to do with TurkeyOnAStick. The picture is simply too invaluable to the study of life's origination to pass up, hence you can see the turtle in the human body very easily in this picture, as well as see how the turtle's body leads to the brain/stem, while the human body (the actual torso) leads down to the scrotum/genitalia. It's scientifically proven that the nose has erectile tissue which inflate and deflate blood, which means that I am a genius, while you guys are too ignorant (not stupid) to understand how the Universe is simply subatomic particles existing on a scale, in a different form we accuse of being the "human" experience. Galaxies consume, so do we. We are not far from what goes on out there, and the making of our body via minerals, chemicals that come from land, stars and planets, is already a sure-fire answer that you, and others constantly reveal just how naive you all actually are underneath that teenage, "know-it-all" angst.
Only a genius would be able to see that the genitalia is much more than reproductive flesh and pleasure -- much more.
The-Happy-Golem
The fuck did I just read? o.O
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